Friday's Quizzlet: Slicin' Up Eyeballs.

Appetizer: What was the last game you purchased?
I did you one better, you Quizzlet bastard - I purchased a membership to GameFly. It's like NetFlix for the geeks who are worse than movie geeks. I'm not ashamed, however. There's nothing unhealthy about coming home on a chilly fall evening and battling a Rhino from the comfort of your own couch in front of the fireplace. Then I tell her she's pretty and take her out for something to eat when I'm sure none of my neighbors are looking.

Soup: Name something in which you don't believe.
I don't believe in institutions, parties, groups or denominations that spend more time and energy debasing others than bettering themselves. So, basically, I don't believe in much. Debasing should almost always be left to The Pixies.

Salad: If you could choose a television boss, who would you pick?
I would love to put a stapler in jelly, throw a shoe over a pub, go to Chasers, softly softly catchy monkey, headbutt a secretary and discuss dwarves - all under the guru-like tutiledge of Mr. David "Bluto" Brent.



Main Course: What was a lesson you had to learn the hard way?
We had this question over a year ago, you bastard quizzlet. And I will defer to my previous, and still funny, answer. I may just have to find another source for the weekly questions if this sort of redundancy keeps up. Or get a girlfriend.

Dessert: Describe your idea of the perfect relaxation room.
One in which I'm unconcious.