Monday's Quotelet: No Mr. Bond, I Expect You To Accessorize.
While the British Media initially dubbed Daniel Craig the "uglier than a bag of spanners, Bond" they eventually settled on the kinder "first since Connery who doesn't look like a mincing fruitcake, Bond".
posted by Dave Pye @ 8/28/2006 02:17:00 PM
10 Comments:
He looks differently abled. I do not support this choice.
"I'd have no problem playing baccarat with you for the British nuclear missle launch codes, Dr. No - if only I had some clue as to what the fuck that was and anyone had played it since 1967."
For the last time no, Ms. Moneypenny, I won’t let you perform “dictation” on me! Now go visit M - he’s developed a Walther PPK dildo silencer with your name on it!
Damn, that should have been Q not M. I like this pick for 007 – all of the guys since Connery have been “pretty boys”. However, I think Clive Owen would have been better suited for the role and would be “truer” to the books’ description of Bond.
Christ, Scaramanga, stop laughing at my License to Kill picture! I was hung over and having a bad hair day!
No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to flop.
I wanted Owen to get it too. Bana was my first choice, before he got so well known, and Craig was #3. I'll live.
"Witty repartee? No, you have me confused with Roger Moore. I'll just fucking batter you."
Camouflage, you can now begin liking the newest Bond because a quick trip to the IMDb shows that Robbie Bulloch played Jaapie Botha and not Daniel Craig.
And yes, Dave luvs Bana.
Ooops, seems that Craig did play the older Jaapie - carry on Camo.
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