Pye in the Face: Monday's Quotelet: Tastes Like Chicken.

Monday, August 22, 2005

Their international market share threatened by Japanese Bukkake, Indonesian niche pornography began pushing the envelope.

Anonymous said...: In order to quell allegations of chicken flocks being infected with avian flu, Indonesian Agricultural Minister Tiurma Wee-Pak ate a whole chicken before the media. When asked how she felt, Wee-Pak replied, “Boc boc boc!” and then attempted to hatch a volleyball.; Monday, August 22, 2005 2:20:00 PM
Anonymous said...: It was later discovered that Wee-Pak had participated in a special performance with the man they call Reveen the night before.

- AP; Monday, August 22, 2005 5:51:00 PM
Anonymous said...: Hey Cousin Mao, do I have any food stuck between my teeth?; Monday, August 22, 2005 6:27:00 PM
Dave Pye said...: Just a little chicken dink. Bu-GOCK!; Monday, August 22, 2005 6:28:00 PM
Anonymous said...: Confucius say, woman who like meaty bone is no tight wad.; Monday, August 22, 2005 6:49:00 PM
Anonymous said...: Pye-guy, youse gotsta pick a winner, dood.; Friday, August 26, 2005 2:51:00 PM
Dave Pye said...: If no one beats my original hands-down, the previous winner carries over for another week.; Monday, August 29, 2005 2:24:00 PM

Pye in the Face