Pye in the Face: Monday's Quotelet: What Hope Is There For The Rest Of Us?

Monday, November 28, 2005

Thanks to the foresight of a pre-nup, Nick would get custody of the brain on weekends.

Anonymous said...: "Hello, I'm a Simpson, what's your disability?"; Monday, November 28, 2005 4:36:00 PM
Dave Pye said...: Joe Cockhead's? Most of the young girls who were at the show that night probably escaped from Mitch's basement.; Monday, November 28, 2005 5:21:00 PM
Anonymous said...: What was worse?

A) The constant moroncy of Jessica Simpson - despite how hot she is

B) The retarted lip-synching sister

C) Over Controlling former Man of the cloth Minister father Papa Joe who manages the entire family.

I bet Nick feels like he got released from that prison sentence early for time served or good behavior! I think him and OJ are going to Disney World in Florida.; Monday, November 28, 2005 7:30:00 PM
Anonymous said...: Nick sez: "Shit, it's all over before I had a chance to go all Paul Bernardo on her sister!"; Monday, November 28, 2005 10:40:00 PM
Anonymous said...: Nick is a real pro smiling for the camera after Jess just told him Johnny Knoxville & Bam Margera make a better "co*k" sandwich when she really meant to say "chicken".; Monday, December 12, 2005 10:23:00 PM

Pye in the Face