Wednesday Weigh-In #5: Porking Along Nicely.

We've been at this for awhile now, eh? Get your updated weights in pronto, porkies. When your name is bolded, you're officially corpulent and current. The sun is out in Boston today, and the beach is beginning to beckon. So stay on target and don't lose the porky plot here, people.



- Monster >> Current: 268 / Last Week - 265 / Target 255 / Gained 3
- Smash >> Current: 138 / Last Week - 138 / Target 129 / Lost 0
- Pyeman >> Current: 224 / Last Week - 226 / Target 210 / Lost 2
- DVS >> Current 246 / Last Week - 246 / Target 210 / Lost 0
- Aubz >> Current: 133 / Last Week - 134 /Target 125 / Lost 1
- BDoyle >> Current: 188 - / Last Week - 188 / Target 175 / Lost 0
- Piglet >>> Current: 145 / Last Week - 145 / Target 135 / Lost 0
- Not Lance >>> Current: 168 / Last Week - 171 / Target 161 / Lost 3
- Greg >> Current: 183 / Last Week - 187 / Target 170 / Lost 4
- Venditti >> Current: 230 / Last Week - 232 / Target 219 / Lost 2
- Ka-Rista >> Current: 158 / Last Week - 158 / Target 140 / Lost 0

Greg is doing really well, as Ray Borque is working him to death. Doyle has hit an impasse, and Monster may be a lost cause. Stay tuned throughout the day as more results seep in like Crisco in the sun. Yes, it's officially closing in on Summer when I see the Lemonade Lady for the first time. She's like Puxatawney Phil, only with a bucket of lukewarm Crystal Light.