Exclusive: Bob Saget Cock Block Blocked.

A Canadian friend of mine has recently been touring the USA for work. I hear from him every few days when he sends me a funny picture, story or both. I thought the snap of him and Beyonce was cool, as was the one he got with Nikki Hilton. But I gotta tell you, I just didn't see the Saget saga coming.

Trying to date strippers whilst in your 20's in Canada is a right of passage and, conveniently - they're absolutely everywhere. You bounce, you DJ, you bartend, you paint the town red four nights a week, you're bound to run into enough of them to stock three rap videos. We call the profession "Canadian Ballet", afterall. But the older we get, the further removed we are from that wonderful fishbowl that is young adulthood. And it's extremely painful.



So imagine Gazza's pleasant surprise when while doing the business thing in Atlanta, he winds up with a gorgeous peeler on his arm after a night at the bar. There was, of course, an after-party and among the guests was former America's Filthiest Home Videos host - Mr. Bob Saget. Gazza had been fighting off potential cooze-confiscators all night long, but feared he'd met his match when Bob got his Full House hooks into 'Bambi'.

Now Bob ain't bankin' billions like former co-stars Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen, but he didn't let that stifle his game. Bob was ready for the after-after party, and our hero must have been a little worried. He won't admit it, but Gazza had to have felt some relief when the object of his affection made it perfectly clear he was the one she'd be inviting home for a private rendition of Swan Lake.