There's Still Hope For Me Yet.
"The survey showed that 85 percent of men, and 94 percent of women, don't think it's wimpy or needy for a man to love his cat."
Yes... but are they heterosexual? Because I think that's where my problem begins.
"Three-quarters of male respondents say their cats fulfill their cuddle requirements, and single men are also almost as likely as single women to consider choosing their cat over their partner."
Choosing them for what, exactly? Anal? Forget I mentioned this article please. And that I have a cat.
posted by Dave Pye @ 1/09/2005 05:40:00 PM
1 Comments:
Why does the cat start tonguing his 'lipstick' whenever you come over to visit, Monster? Just remember that cat-penises are like harpoons with barbs and stuff on them. It may seem like a fun idea now, but if he gets to tapping your hairy ass, he'll be stuck on you until he's done. Do NOT mess with a gay cat unless you fully understand what you're in for.
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