The Proof Is In The Server Logs.

An important part of my real job involves analyzing client server logs in order to find out exactly who has been visiting a website, why and from where. It's easy to examine URLs and search strings to determine what people were typing into Google, Yahoo, MSN, etc. when they accidentally stumbled across your site. Here are some of my recent favorite queries which led folks to find Pye In The Face. Those poor, unsuspecting bastards.

• garth brooks french whore
  
• black wolf the dragon master
• amanda beard doing it
• girl tea bagged
• traci lords facial
  
• hottie gotti
• prisoners in australia 'milking' redback spiders
• paris hilton genetalia photo
• go home and get your fucking shine box
• ebony coochie gallery
• grooveasaurus

Kinda almost makes me wanna re-evaluate just what it is I'm accomplishing on this site. If you want to see what context any of these phrases were used in on the site, either by myself or within user comments, copy and paste them into the search bar on your left. Then, might I suggest a shower?