Cinco De Cinco: Five Years Of Flan And Counting.

It's official. It's happening. The chihuahua is out of the bag. Harvest the limes and board up the Alamo. Grease up the roofdeck - It's time for a little Cinco de Cinco!



The 5th annual Cinco De Mayo party will be held Saturday May 7th at The SideBar! Corona will be holding a promotion, my usual DJ will be spinning himself silly, and we'll be going all the way until 2AM. The official Evite is here, and I'll be adding more people gradually over the next few days. It's a free-for-all, so don't be shy. Bring your friends, add your friends, introduce your friends to my friends, get a tetanus shot. Send me an email if you would like to be added and haven't been already.



Last year was a decent time, especially when I got punched in the face, and I promise this year will be even better. Between the gratuitous violence and the sunburn, it's amazing I got any liquoring done. Make the nightmares stop. Speaking of sunburns - weather-permitting, and in keeping with tradition, the roofdeck will be a rockin' all afternoon prior to the official par-tay. Feel free to join us/make a noise complaint. And if anyone would like to volunteer to have a pinata constructed in their likeness, a la Summer Wheatley, it would be much appreciated.



Back to the Evite - anyone who replies "maybe" and doesn't have solid plans for that day, or at the very least a gravely ill family member, can suck a habenero. Vote for Pedro.