I think you mean 'obsessed' if I can be an annoying cunt for a minute. But you're right, Nick. You'd never see me walking around with Frank Black's head tattooed across my back. Because I frequently wear shirts.
"A suffuse of relief spread throughout the once morose room. Ricky's test results came back - Ted Nugent was not cancerous... but the malignent Roy Orbison growth on his arse would have to go."
In a moment of drunken stupidity, Satan thought it wise to expose himself to the world as a demonic tattoo of Randy Quiad. Sadly, the stigmata was overshadowed by Christ revealing himself in a Corn Flake.
Dude, Nugent threatened me with a crossbow and said he'd kill me 'n' grill me if I didn't get this thing! I dunno, I guess in the end it’s better than the Dee Snyder tat’ I was saving up for...
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I heard of being possessed but this is reidicluous
I think you mean 'obsessed' if I can be an annoying cunt for a minute. But you're right, Nick. You'd never see me walking around with Frank Black's head tattooed across my back. Because I frequently wear shirts.
Looks more like an insane Willy Nelson to me...
At least he has nice white shiny teeth
"A suffuse of relief spread throughout the once morose room. Ricky's test results came back - Ted Nugent was not cancerous... but the malignent Roy Orbison growth on his arse would have to go."
The Ace of Spades
In a moment of drunken stupidity, Satan thought it wise to expose himself to the world as a demonic tattoo of Randy Quiad. Sadly, the stigmata was overshadowed by Christ revealing himself in a Corn Flake.
"Hey Ted Nugent Called - He Wants His Tattoo Back!"
Dude, Nugent threatened me with a crossbow and said he'd kill me 'n' grill me if I didn't get this thing! I dunno, I guess in the end it’s better than the Dee Snyder tat’ I was saving up for...
I seriously wonder whether the individual who received the tat can even spell Ted Nugent... damn rednecks.
Again, Graeme gets within a stone's throw, but I am still laughing at my Ted Demme/Lemme joke. Better luck next week.
Grrrrrrrr
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