Wednesday Wadio: Bubble's 'Liquor And Whores'.

"Oh I'm fucking excited alright! There are probably all kinds of record company people there and I'm hoping if I sing some of my songs they might want to sign me to a record deal and I could become a big Country & Western star. Liquor and Whores is always a big hit down at the legion so you never know!" - Bubbles

Before the launch of the Trailer Park Boys 5th Season this time last year, the three main actors - Rob Wells (Ricky), John Paul Tremblay (Julian) and Mike Smith (Bubbles) did a nationwide promotional tour of Canada. At a radio station in Ontario, Bubbles offered to sing a song in the middle of an interview and it quickly became a cult classic. That resulting diddy is the focus of Radio Pye today, you lucky people.



"Liquor and Whores" is really one for the ages. The protagonist meets a girl while he's "drinkin' at the Legion" and the conversation quickly turns to marriage. Speedy courtships aside, our hero warns that before the nuptuals take place, there's something she really needs to know about him. Listen to the song to discover the shocking secret, and please try not to faint.

You can also watch Conky sing the tune in a truly disturbing Flash movie if you've got that much free time. Forget the booze and the loose women - If you're a fan of cigarrettes, dope, baloney or mustard you're in the right place. The Legion, apparently.