How The West Was Won. Or Beaten To Death.

Cocky rap star Kanye West is calling for a revised edition of the Bible, because he thinks he should be a character in it.

The Jesus Walks hitmaker, who picked up three Grammy Awards last night, feels sure he'd be "a griot" (West African storyteller) in a modern Bible.

"I changed the sound of music more than one time... For all those reasons, I'd be a part of the Bible. I'm definitely in the history books already."

Kanye. Buddy. That's just fucking ridiculous. Please die in a backstage rap awards show knife fight during which you're stabbed with your own broken pair of giant sunglasses or starched collar immediately.