Monday's Quotelet: Vicks Alpo Rub

As part of his court-ordered dog fighting restitution, Michael Vick was ordered to babysit "Sweetums" for the rest of the year.

Monday's Quotelet: With Child, Without Wallet.

"Put your hands in the air, your cubic zirconia engagement rings in the bag - and no one gets hurt."

Monday's Quotelet: Questionable Cricket Credibility.

Canadian Cricket fans rejoice during the match against England in St.Lucia yesterday. In other news, people in Canada like cricket and will fly to St. Lucia to watch it.

Monday's Quotelet: Till Death Do Us Arf.

Hong Kong's pet wedding craze lost momentum when a father of the bride turned up on the reception rotisserie.