Meet The Autorantic Virtual Moonbat.

I am posting this wonderful little piece of technology because it's extremely well done and funny. It also reminds me of talking to some of my more 'educated' friends. Whenever I miss my frostback bretheren, or feel a need to have a conversation with an absent Monster, I can now turn to the Moonbat and it's like they are right there in the room with me.

Here's how he works. Pretend you're having a conversation with your favorite Moore-educated, politically open-minded Kerry mourner, and ask him a question. Imagine that you're in Starbucks chatting over a chai lattes about who you both voted for. Here's an example you can use: You're not going to like this, but I voted for Bush because I believe the security of our citizens comes first - regardless of popular international opinion. Feel free to copy and paste.



If you're a hyper-sensitive intellectual who's about to leave me a comment regarding how easy it would be to create a conservative/republican version of the Moonbat - or the 'Virtual Voice Of Reason' as I'd probably call it - save your breath. Because you're correct. Now stop whining and design one of your own if you can stop watching The Daily Show long enough. Is anyone listening to me? Shit - what a waste of my time. They've all moved to Canada already.