The Departed Dildo.

Last Friday as I was walking home from work, Anthony Anderson and his crew walked right past me in front of the godforsaken Alley on Boylston street. Being a big fan of The Shield, and an even bigger fan of Kangaroo Jack, I was pretty psyched. His career has taken an incredible leap this year - going from the dregs of... uh, Kangaroo Jack, to the reason he's gracing us with his presence here in Beantown. Namely, a starring role in Scorcese's next film, The Departed, which is currently filming in Southie and other locations around the city. A secondary-unit was shooting a scene in a North End restaurant a block from my apartment Tuesday night.



Anthony's co-star is Jack Nicholson, among many others, and old Irish has more than lived up to his deviant reputation so far during the production: "Jack suggested using a [prosthetic appendage]," adds the source. "He also wanted to dust the [posterior] of one of the actresses with cocaine. Marty said, 'Go for it!'" This old dog can still hunt. Oh - and birth calves from the looks of it.