War Of The Squirrels.

I took my work crew to see War of the Worlds tonight, as I've been tasked with HR responsibilities (aka HR period) for the company. But I enjoy the "take the nerdlets out to see films you'd be downloading anyway" angle of the position. That I'll also be in charge of sensitivity training could be viewed as a bit of an error on management's part. Although in my own defense - I did cancel the "It's Not Sexual Harrassment If She's Asleep" T-Shirts I had planned for this year's harbor cruise.














2005's War of the Worlds is a very good movie. Worthy of both Orson and H.G. Although I did find Tim Robbins' "Everyone knows that wars of occupation never work" line detestable and about as subtle and out of place as Elliott calling his brother "Penis-Breath" in the first 15 minutes of E.T. - Spielberg gets a big thumbs-down in my book for letting that little liberal turdlet seep into the otherwise fucking spellbinding movie. It's Shindler's List Meets V. It makes Independance Day look like, well E.T. - Forget I said anything.

Hanging over the entire marketing effort for this movie has been Tom Cruise's bizarre stint on Oprah, Scientology and Katie Holmes. After the movie, I met my sister and her friends from work for a beer, and one of her buddies went on for 15 minutes about how Katie Holmes was one of 3 major actresses approached by the Church of Scientology to pretend to be Tom's girlfriend - because he's really gay. Listen man, I saw huge alien Tripods chasing Tom across Connecticut for two hours tonight. Not a barrage of rodents vying for access to his bunghole. But then I remember the whole Lestat thing and think - Dave, quit while you're ahead.