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Monday, July 25, 2005

Monday's Quotelet: Don't Hate The Diver, Hate The Board.

Remember, Kids - Always wait at least 30 minutes after eating before attempting the 'Triple Lindy'.



12 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Due to last years accident: The 2008 International Special Olympics Committee has decided to discontinue all High Diving Events.

Monday, July 25, 2005 1:05:00 PM  
Blogger Beatrice Petty said...

I hope she didn't need her nose for anything. Yikes!

Monday, July 25, 2005 1:22:00 PM  
Blogger Dave Pye said...

Not bad, Monster. You're in the running. And for the record, I think they banned diving from the Special Olymipcs the same year they decided skeet shooting was no longer an appropriate event.

Monday, July 25, 2005 1:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is she gay?...Isn't banging yourself up a gay thing with divers

Chrm

Monday, July 25, 2005 1:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PS....Beatrice is cute

Monday, July 25, 2005 1:49:00 PM  
Blogger Beatrice Petty said...

Thanks :)

Monday, July 25, 2005 2:00:00 PM  
Blogger Dave Pye said...

This contest is still open until I hear from Aubs, Graeme, Detroit and Keo.

Monday, July 25, 2005 5:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This position is much better with two vicodin, a bottle of wine, and my liberator.

Monday, July 25, 2005 5:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hoping to impress the judges, Chelsea opted to go for the often talked about, but never tried "Luganis Tuck and Bang". See how she tucks and gets the board right on the bridge of her nose? That's just perfect form. Looks like a perfect '10' to me folks!

Monday, July 25, 2005 5:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Despite its success as a synchronized swimming routine, attempting the Nutcracker Suite on the high dive only ended in tragedy and irony.

Monday, July 25, 2005 7:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bah, how can you beat a triple lindy reference?

Tuesday, July 26, 2005 2:57:00 AM  
Blogger Dave Pye said...

I think Aubrey is getting it this week. Although it's far too long, I can't get the phrase 'Louganis Tuck and Bang' out of my head. Monster 2nd, Detroit 3rd.

You people really brought your A-games this week. I am impressed. This is going to get interesting in weeks to come.

Tuesday, July 26, 2005 12:36:00 PM  
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