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Monday, August 08, 2005

Monday's Quotelet: Don't Make Me Cut You, Chucha!


Competitions during the Honduras Women's Prison Beauty Pageant included talent, swimsuit and vaginal smuggling.



5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Prize listings for the 2005 Miss Honduran Inmate Beauty Pageant:

Third: A carton of smokes
Second: A bag of smack
Grand Prize: A conjugal visit with Emelio Estevez

* Trading of prizes is forbidden due to the embarrassment cause to Mr. Estevez in previous years *

Monday, August 08, 2005 12:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"When Hot Pink Goes Wrong" - Former Miss Chiquita Banana, Rosie Perez, begins to brush beat a member of her entourage for not complying to the all pink dress requirements.

Monday, August 08, 2005 1:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NO, I DO NOT HAVE A MOUSTACHE!

Monday, August 08, 2005 1:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy cha-chonas, mang, snorting the white lady has done wonders for my nostril hair...if only I could find such a solution to combat my unsightly fur pie!

Monday, August 08, 2005 3:20:00 PM  
Blogger Dave Pye said...

I think Graeme's first one gets it this week. But a solid effort througout.

Monday, August 08, 2005 11:29:00 PM  
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