Monday's Quotelet: Don't Make Me Cut You, Chucha!
Competitions during the Honduras Women's Prison Beauty Pageant included talent, swimsuit and vaginal smuggling.
leveraging low-hanging synergies outside the vertical fruit box since 1999.
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posted by Dave Pye @ 8/08/2005 11:37:00 AM
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Prize listings for the 2005 Miss Honduran Inmate Beauty Pageant:
Third: A carton of smokes
Second: A bag of smack
Grand Prize: A conjugal visit with Emelio Estevez
* Trading of prizes is forbidden due to the embarrassment cause to Mr. Estevez in previous years *
"When Hot Pink Goes Wrong" - Former Miss Chiquita Banana, Rosie Perez, begins to brush beat a member of her entourage for not complying to the all pink dress requirements.
NO, I DO NOT HAVE A MOUSTACHE!
Holy cha-chonas, mang, snorting the white lady has done wonders for my nostril hair...if only I could find such a solution to combat my unsightly fur pie!
I think Graeme's first one gets it this week. But a solid effort througout.
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