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Pet supplies, quality assurance products, calling cards, blinds, air purifiers, room nights, sox tickets, snowboards, coffee machines, insulin pumps - I try and help my clients sell it all. So why then don't I spend more time using these skills chipping away at the bane of my existence - renting rooms and apartments in the North End?

It's simple, really. As I've said before - If I could go back and start this blog again I would have made sure of 2 things: 1) I would have built it using Wordpress. 2) I would have kept it anonymous. But since my neck is already exposed let's talk about what I have coming up in September - even if it is only in the interests of generating an incoming link (crucial to SEO my friends,) to my building-specific site. If you're looking for a boston north end apartment, prick up your ears, prick.

- 1 Bedroom, 2 floor apartment with a great kitchen and lots of room. $1400+ a month. Ideal for a couple, or just a really fat bloke.

- 3 Bedroom apartment right next to roofdeck I'll throw you off of if you make too much noise after 10pm. $2400+ a month. Form a line to the left.

- And the grand prize - 1 bedroom in my 3 bedroom apartment. $780 +. Dear old Nate has been transfered to NYC, and Tommy and I need a new third. We also need a new roomate (rimshot). All the apartments have access to the roofdeck and there's a washer/dryer in the building.

For all the moaning I do about my building, there's a reason I've lived there for almost 7 years. I'm single, broke, obsessive-compulsive, have a cat, smell funny, have made a disgusting nest out of an old mattress/saliva and have buried a staggering amount of prostitutes in the earthen cellar. But besides that, I love it. AND we're about to get a brand new roofdeck installed in the coming weeks. Just putting it out there. You never know. Email me if you're homeless, soon-to-be homeless and do not smell like pee.