Friday's Quizzlet: Good Enough and Smart Enough.

Appetizer: Where on your body do you have a scar, and what caused it?
This could take a while. There is the obligatory male chin scar which was the result of me passing out in a bathroom and jamming my jaw on the floor. I wish there was a better story behind that - I got out of the tub too fast when I was 13 and all the blood rushed to my feet. I fainted like an old woman who'd just been flashed by John Holmes. My dad bashing in the door was pretty cool though. There are many others which I'll save, since the quizzlet tends to repeat itself.

Soup: What is something that has happened to you that you'd consider a miracle?
Life has been good so far, but I can't say I've experienced a bona fide miracle yet. I turned $20 into a 1.5 litre bottle of wine once.

Salad: Name a television personality who really gets on your nerves.
Al Franken. I really hate it when celebs befoul everything they have ever done, work-wise, to get political. At least in my mind. You're not helping, nobody cares, and I'd prefer to remember you as an effeminate 12-step junkie. Likewise, anyone who appeared in Rocky Horror shouldn't be attempting to spearhead an anti war movement. It's just boils down to a credibility issue. Dammit, Janet.

Main Course: Name a funny word you said as a child ("pasketti" for "spaghetti")?
I don't think I had any and my mother isn't here to ask. I'll go with "dontouchmedere".

Dessert: Fill in the blank: I have always thought ______ was ______.
I have always thought Abraham Lincoln was dead.

Friday's Quizzlet: Am I Mad, In A Coma, Or Back In Time?

The Quizzlet was another repeat today. I wish she wouldn't do that so often. Perhaps I should start my own quiz meme site. I'll get in a little practice and write my own questions today. Please feel free to play along in the comments.

What will you miss most about Boston if you ever actually leave?
Not counting friends, narry a whole heck of a lot. If that were a different story, I probably wouldn't be leaving in the first place. I won't be sitting in my apartment in Toronto weeping and working on an oil painting of the Charlestown skyline - let's put it that way.

What is your favorite television show? Pay TV doesn't count.
The second season of the brilliant Life on Mars started last week, and I've downloaded the first 2 episodes, as I recommend you do here. If you don't fall in love with Gene Hunt and Sam Tyler after an hour, "I'll come around your houses and stamp on all your toys. Got it? Good kids". The Trailer Park Boys Movie is now out on DVD, too.

What profession do you wish you'd taken up instead of your current one?
Take it easy, James Lipton. I should have become a homicide detective. All I do in my spare time is watch reality cop shows, and I would love to clock in every day tasked with catching lazy, murderous scumbags. Coincidentally, that's also the new name of my garage band.

Are there any hardcore Democrats in the audience who feel like their party is completely screwing the pooch in terms of selecting a candidate for 2008?
I'd love to see a woman in the presidency some day. I'd love to see a black person in the presidency some day. Hell - let's just blow everyone's mind and elect Tyra Banks. But let's also be realistic and keep the endgame in mind - this isn't the decade. The country isn't ready for it yet. Short of running a unicorn or one of those hairdo trolls that you put on the end of a pencil, the Dems are going to have to come back down to Earth if they want to stand a ghost of a chance next year. Am I wrong?