Is Easter Still Politically Correct?
I don't want anyone to feel as though I'm pushing my religion on them, so please don't take offence when I wish everybody a very Happy Easter. Unless you're an insurgent Islamic fundamentalist - in which case I wish you and yours a swift death at the hands of an Apache Longbow.
posted by Dave Pye @ 3/25/2005 12:54:00 PM
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Fukc the Easter Bunny. My mom use to hide our Easter Baskets - actually she still does. However, she hides them in the hardest to fucking find places. One year she hid my sisters up the chimney. My point is that my mother wouldn't tell us where the baskets were because said Easter Baskets were brought and strategically hidden by that damn Peter Cotton tail hippity hoppity faggot - sorry for the animosity. My mom would eventually tell us that she thinks she saw rabbit droppings over there or over here. We would eventually find them after a full damn day of hunting for the flippin flippin peeps and a fricken large brick of chocolate - shaped like that damn bunny. No Doubt I developed a passion for rabbit hunting back home in Ohio.
My Mom used to make these intricate treasure hunts with rhyming clues hidden in different spots along the way - each leading to the next - until you got to the ultimate chocolate stash. She was great. Put tons of effort into it. We'd be finding eggs for months. And those were just the lice eggs.
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