'C' Was For Cookie. That Was Good Enough For Me.
Hey you know what? A round cookie with one bite out of it looks like a C
A donut with one bite out of it looks like a C - but it's not as good as a cookie!
Oh and the moon sometimes looks like a C, but you can't eat that, so...
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me, yeah!
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me,
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me,
Oh, cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C!
Did you hear about this? I mean - did you fucking hear about this?! In an attempt to battle childhood obesity Cookie Monster, who sat on my stuffed animal shelf and watched over me for the majority of my first 10 years on this planet, is having his entire identity stripped away. Read this great article and see if you can guess what 'C' word I currently have on the tip of my tongue to describe PBS's social engineers. And here's a great related Fark Photoshop Contest.
Listen, can we rename him "Liberal Monster" instead? Like.. have the character roam around the neighborhood (while Oscar acts as lookout) puncturing the jugular vein of Janine Garafalo behind a dumpster the next time she guest stars? I'll miss ya, my little blue buddy. Thanks for all the cookies.
posted by Dave Pye @ 4/27/2005 11:49:00 AM
6 Comments:
It's a bloody travesty! This really is too much – even “liberal” Jim Henson must be turning in his grave. Since we were kids, Sesame Street has totally lost its edge (remember the psychedelic graphics and satirical humor?) with its overt political correctness and overly “touchy feely” messages. For once I have to agree with Pye and say this is a direct result of interference by liberal ninnies who are so concerned with not offending anybody that all individual character is washed away to be replaced by homogeneous boredom. Cookie Monster is a monster who loves cookies for godsake! The irony is Cookie Monster never actually even eats cookies because they all just get crushed up into a mass of crumbs that go flying everywhere. In fact, insider information tells me that Cookie Monster is like one of those sharpie dogs – all lose skin on a svelte body. As Cookie says, “Me body is temple!”
On a slightly different note, here is one of my favorite Sesame Street little known facts: Guy Smiley (you know, the game show host) works under a pseudonym, his real name is Bernie Liederkranz. Don’t believe me? Then check out this site: http://www.sesame-encyclopedia.com/
I'll tell you how to stop kids from getting fat. Take away their diet coke, turn off the tv and playstation (except on rainy days), make them walk somewhere instead of driving them in your big fuck off SUV and remove some of those green B line stops. For fucks sake it's so obvious why the kids are fat in this country. Why doesn't anyone else but me see it?!
Because they don't have cookies in New Zealand, kiwi-man. Just tasty Maori biscuits.
Sesame street has a responsibility to raise people's children for them Dave.
jv
Get this - In 1977 - Cookie Monster had a sister for 8 Seasons... turns out she didn't like cookies at all - but fruits and veggies - Good Lookin' out on the Sesame Street Encyclopedia.
See his sis here.
http://www.sesame-encyclopedia.com/Alphabet/SesameC/CookieMonster'sSister.html
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