Wednesday Weigh-In #6: Hoggin' It Halfway.

The pork is flying fast and furious this week, as... maybe fast is a bad word. It's 8pm and I haven't posted today's results yet. Rest assured, things are so ridiculous at work I'm considering becoming a shepherd, so don't take it personally, you fat frigs - technically it's still Wednesday. And as much as I'd love this site to degenerate into a series of infrequent posts about how I rarely have time to blog - because that would surely be spellbinding - we must press on, piggies.



- Monster >> Current: 268 / Last Week - 265 / Target 255 / Gained 3
- Smash >> Current: 138 / Last Week - 138 / Target 129 / Lost 0
- Pyeman >> Current: 224 / Last Week - 224 / Target 215 / Lost 0
- DVS >> Current 244 / Last Week - 246 / Target 210 / Lost 2
- Aubz >> Current: 132 / Last Week - 133 /Target 125 / Lost 1
- BDoyle >> Current: 187 - / Last Week - 188 / Target 175 / Lost 1
- Sly >> Current: 211 - / Last Week - 213 / Target 175 / Lost 2
- Piglet >>> Current: 147 / Last Week - 145 / Target 135 / Gained 2
- Not Lance >>> Current: 166 / Last Week - 168 / Target 161 / Lost 2
- Greg >> Current: 183 / Last Week - 187 / Target 170 / Lost 4
- Venditti >> Current: 230 / Last Week - 232 / Target 219 / Lost 2
- Ka-Rista >> Current: 158 / Last Week - 158 / Target 140 / Lost 0

So we're at the halfway point. I've plateaued again, despite some pretty agressive and unhealthy tactics. I think that's the problem, as we've established frequent smaller meals jack up the metabolism and avoid loss lulls. There is no way I will ever lost 14 pounds in the next 5 weeks, short of bird flu, so I have changed my target weight to 215. I haven't weighed 215 since I got back from England in 1998, so that's pretty acceptable come to think of it. I'm 6"4, afterall.

As it's the halfway point, I think a graph or some other sort of visual representation is in order - so get your results in tonight and over Thursday and I'll whip something together. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm fucking starving.