Wednesday Weigh-In #7: Better Late Than Porky.

Hello kids - the clunky, sporradic application I wish I hadn't started this blog - called Blogger - has been down all day. I apologize to those of you who have been waiting with baited breath for this week's rotund results. Put down your frozen concentrated orange juice tube full of bacon grease and pay attention.

- Monster >> Current: 266 / Last Week - 268 / Target 255 / Lost 2
- Smash >> Current: 136 / Last Week - 137 / Target 129 / Lost 1
- Pyeman >> Current: 226 / Last Week - 226 / Target 215 / Lost 0
- DVS >> Current 246 / Last Week - 248 / Target 210 / Lost 2
- Aubz >> Current: 131 / Last Week - 132 /Target 125 / Lost 1
- BDoyle >> Current: 182 - / Last Week - 184 / Target 175 / Lost 3
- Sly >> Current: 211 - / Last Week - 213 / Target 175 / Lost 2
- Piglet >> Current: 144 / Last Week - 146 / Target 135 / Lost 2
- Not Lance >> Current: 166 / Last Week - 168 / Target 161 / Lost 2
- Greg >> Current: 179 / Last Week - 183/ Target 170 / Lost 4
- Venditti >> Current: 229 / Last Week - 230 / Target 219 / Lost 1
- Ka-Rista >> Current: 158 / Last Week - 158 / Target 140 / Lost 0

I've definitely hit a plateau. I think I will be able to get down to 220 in the rest of the time alloted, but 215 is a pipe dream at this point. It's just as well, because I'm not prepared to cut off an arm. I don't know what I was thinking. Smash continues to drop, probably due to her recent move, and DVS claims his scale is broken - which doesn't exactly bode well for him. I haven't heard from Venditti or Ka-Rista in 2 weeks, and I will be busting chops Thursday to get all of the results in. Stay tuned.