John Kerry Now Vying For The Oompa Loompa Vote
Desperation Is A Stinky Cologne. But by all means, sing along.
Oompa Loompa doompadee doo,
I've got another puzzle for you.
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee.
Stop staring at his daughters and listen to me.
Four purple hearts is a bit of a stretch,
"Reporting for Duty" has made us all retch.
What now - will you just run for office in France?
Or is Teresa still wearing the pants?
You'll get no - You'll get no,
You'll get no - You'll get no,
You'll get no Air Force One!
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dack,
Maybe you can have your old sennett job back.
And please bring Ben Affleck to France with you too,
Like the Oompa Loompas doompadee do!
Oompa Loompa doompadee doo,
I've got another puzzle for you.
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee.
Stop staring at his daughters and listen to me.
Four purple hearts is a bit of a stretch,
"Reporting for Duty" has made us all retch.
What now - will you just run for office in France?
Or is Teresa still wearing the pants?
You'll get no - You'll get no,
You'll get no - You'll get no,
You'll get no Air Force One!
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dack,
Maybe you can have your old sennett job back.
And please bring Ben Affleck to France with you too,
Like the Oompa Loompas doompadee do!
posted by Dave Pye @ 9/29/2004 01:06:00 PM
12 Comments:
Sennett job? Is that as in "Mack Sennett"? Will he be running around in a tall hat, shaking massive keyrings at the cops?
Uh oh. The spelling police have returned. There - I changed it for you. Now go ahead and start slagging my iambic pentameter.
You're kidding, right? Man oh man ... now I know why Republicans are always slashing education...
Exactly, yes... Kidding. Your obscure reference confused me, while making you sound like your personal hero, Dennis Miller.
Actually, I believe Miller is one of yours now.
You're kidding, right? Now I know why Democrats are always unslashing education... and going to Pearl Jam shows.
G'nosh. I G'nive up. What?
Your Mom likes Pearl Jam and that's why I broke up with her.
Oh, we've hardly got the market cornered on self-righteousness. You guys have that in spades. And you're much better at street-fighting than we are. Leave it to a right winger to go for the balls and pretend he's being strong.
But back to your question of Sweden vs. the U.S. in terms of test scores, money spent, salaries, etc. I haven't seen the same figures as you have, but assuming you didn't do your research on the Drudge Report, I'd venture a guess that the discrepancies have a lot to do with the fact that we have a wider range of economic classes in the U.S. When those statistics are compiled, my test scores at my snooty little suburban public school in Massachusetts are figured in with those from inner city schools in say, Compton. Probably not the case in your beloved -- and nearly Communist, speaking of Pinko -- Sweden.
Jennie
I didn't think the debate was supposed to start until 9.
You're about two years away from trolling around a major metropolitan area with a sandwich board, pissing on yourself, aren't you? God, I wish all you rabid libertarians would just get religion or something.
I'm not conceding anything, except that it's impossible to have an intelligent debate with someone who understands statistics about as well as Rainman understands the baseball score. Collecting and spewing information is not the same thing as understanding it or conversing intelligently about it.
As for us vs. them, I believe you were the one who started in on Pye's "lefty friends."
At any rate, everyone else except for us has moved on to other postings, and I, at least, have a job to do. So when I bow out of this conversation, I'll trust you to do your best impression of a man and not take it as my agreeing to any of your crackpot theories.
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