Lock Up Your Daughters, Tater Tots.

I don't know who these cats are, I don't know where one would aquire that many death-defyingly awful sweaters, I don't know which Lord of the Rings DVD release they've convened to celebrate. Now I know what you're thinking (Wow, I sounded like Magnum there): "Dave, People who live in glass houses..." - I mean, I did spend the majority of the weekend building websites, afterall. But this photo is absolutely breathtaking.



I have to get to work. I'll beef this up later with more hypocritical nerd-bashing.

(Time Passes)

It was a long walk to the office during which I came up with a few possible explanations for this photograph. I'll write them down quickly while my 174 long-weekend emails download. Please feel free to contribute some of your own:

1.) "Yeah we were totally playing. But then Erwald rolled a +6 for invisibility and now we have to pretend we can't see him."

2.) A press junket photo from the sequel to Capturing The Friedmans. Capturing The Friedmans II: Let's stop pretending we come over here for Commodore Pet lessons and start the circle-jerk.

3.) Early auditions for the role of Kip were postponed due to a lack of nacho cheese and steak.

4.) Louis Skolnick's bachelor party was a bit shit until repeated cart-slot-blowing got the Nintendo back online.

5.) The motion is on the table and let's put it to a vote: Those in favor of changing our name to the "All New Wil Wheaton Fan Club" raise your hands.