I Love My New Phone. But Not Snow.

Kids - switch to Nextel immediately. Can't stress that enough. More importantly, when did Boston turn into Hoth? The heat is off in my living room, and I'm about to slice open a tauntaun and crawl inside in order to keep watching the Patriots game in relative comfort. Will a TV fit inside one of those crazy ice-hopping creatures? I'll let you know.

And more more importantly, thanks for all the laughs, Johnny.